why not waste paper?
i will print the whole phone book
the stuff grows on trees!

my big cadillac
eats gas like printout paper
but gets less mileage

a huge excel file
which printer did i print to?
i guess i lost it

pick up your printout
to avoid big paper cuts
where you don't want them

you left your printout
and i made many airplanes
oh, did you need that?

please take this project
and shove it up your big ass
i have no time now

you get me stuff late
and i have no other choice
but to ignore you

five hours of time
you allotted for this job
i wasted on chat

you think it is big
but it's not so important
that i re: your mail

i slept face down first
on ergonomic keyboard
and blew off my work

i eat office cake
and sing you happy birthday
when i wish you death

that thing in the fridge
growing out of your lunch box
makes me want to puke

i want in your pants
you sexy HR vixen
but please don't sue me

if you touch my desk
i will hammer your head in
with my intercom

dear marketing whore
i dream of your brains spalttered
all over your desk

the phone is ringing
could it be stupid client?
i wish he would die

why do you bother
to sign the fucking contract
you won't follow through

ecommerce bunghole
you smell like QVC hell
all praise the anus!

pieces of my soul
i sell to you quite cheaply
for pennies a share

IPO pipe dreams
keep me sitting at my desk
is that smoke i smell?

send it in email
so that i can delete it
with happy fingers

your button-like nose
won't stop me from noticing
the brown stains on it