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Where
I stand on important stuff
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i
am all for killing people. let's bomb the shit out of everyone we can
while we are still young. i am pro-guns, pro-death penalty, pro-abortion
and pro-euthanasia. especially pro-euthanasia. i believe we should even
euthanize people who aren't even sick or especially goofy looking. hell,
i'm even for euthanasia for people who haven't even asked for it. it will
be just like 'putting down' a dog, except we could do it to people. we
could start with my gramma and work our ways on from there. and then
after we euthanize my gramma, we can send her off to the pet food filler
plant, where we can toss her in the big meat grinder with the little
abandoned doggies and kitties and roaches. and then i will buy a huge 20
pound bag of puppy chow and put it on my mantle and i will stare
wistfully at it and remember my gramma fondly. and, on the occasions i
have forgotten we were out of cat food, i will feed her to my fat hairy
lard-cat. then the cat will poop her. i will tend lovingly to all the
many forms of my gramma. i will have the poop bronzed. i will use my
gramma cat poop as a paperweight. there will be many of them.
and furthermore: B(*)(*)BS
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